Mandarin Mondays: Country Sids of the Sea (The Chinglish Files)

Mandarin Mondays; Caution Collabse (The Chinglish Files)

Mandarin Mondays: Beware of Sink Into (The Chinglish files)

Mandarin Mondays: Firefighting 4 Abilities (The Chinglish Files)

Mandarin Mondays: Silly Stamping Set Instructions (The Chinglish Files)

Click to enlarge photo.
Aaron was quite confused about what we should use to wash the stamps
if we couldn't wash them in water.

Mandarin Mondays: The Toilet in Pursuit of Free Life (The Chinglish Files)

This sticker is on our toilet for some reason. :)

Mandarin Mondays: Whole Brain Exploiture Training Centres (The Chinglish Files)

Mandarin Mondays: Travolater Usage Notice (The Chinglish Files)

Travolater does sound futuristic,
but we usually just call them escalators.

Mandarin Mondays: 6 Lethal Points of Safety Checking (The Chinglish Files)

Some of the "Chinglish" mistranslations on signs and other things around here are quite funny. I thought I'd share some of them from time to time here in "The Chinglish Files." Here are the 6 Lethal Points of Safety Checking presented for you amusement only.